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Hello Welcome to my blog!! IDK why you are here but you are and that is okay, I really just blog about stuff I like. The only this I can guarantee Is that you will get Is nice looking guys and stuff I think is funny, stuff from my life and stuff i like.

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

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69shadesofgray:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

wingsinthemorning:

College in two sentences or less.

I love how it’s not something like “wear something smart”. It’s just like “wear something”.

accurate
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dutchster:

why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor

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iceparty:

My wish came true
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cheesecurl:

i wonder how many followers i would have if no one ever unfollowed me

(Source: veiny)

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sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

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broral:

when you lose your mom in the store

image

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inobligality:

why do i always look hot when no one’s around?

(Source: inobligality)

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gameofchrons:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

image

(Source: hanukkahlewinsky)

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jpgay:

*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*

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wonderous-world:

Lorraine Mondial Air Ballons 2009 by normandie2005
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boydom:

Boys here and Dicks here.