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Hello Welcome to my blog!! IDK why you are here but you are and that is okay, I really just blog about stuff I like. The only this I can guarantee Is that you will get Is nice looking guys and stuff I think is funny, stuff from my life and stuff i like.

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  Anonymous said: you both have great bodies though and you have a big dick so i mean~~

helyon:

You’ve ruined everything : )

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shamitomita:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

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seedy:

when your friend posts an ugly photo of you and your crush likes it 

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wobblydash:
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geniusbillionairesassmaster:

SO BASICALLY TODAY my stern English teacher was leaning around trying to catch someone’s eye to answer his question

I turned to my friend and accidentally sang

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LOUDER THAN EXPECTED

AND THE WHOLE CLASS BURST INTO LAUGHTER AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER WAS JUST SO DONE BECAUSE HE HATES LES MIS

HE WENT TOMATO RED FROM LAUGHING AND PUT HIS HEAD DOWN ON THE DESK 

I.

BROKE.

MY ENGLISH TEACHER.

(Source: tonystarkr)

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  Anonymous said: im 13 and my boyfriend wants me to spend the night what should i wear

asian:

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burgrs:

my dad demanding mints in exchange for a ride home
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amortentiafashion:

Potioneers sometimes have need of “claws” such as these in order to more easily manipulate small and delicate ingredients and protect themselves against those which are dangerous but still require extreme delicacy, which cannot be achieved while wearing a glove. Some wix have beautifully ornate sets of “claws” crafted for them.
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i may be ugly but at least 
nevermind my personality sucks too

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